Nowhere to go.
Nothing to do.
Nothing worth eating.
Water dries in throat.
Brows furrowed.
Eyes downcast.
Mind wandering,
into a maze,
that never ends.

Ever color Easter eggs?
Yes.
Gone on an easter egg hunt?
When I was younger.
Past the age of 10?
No.
Do you spend Easter with anyone?
The fam.
Any Easter traditions?
Just the usual.
Do you go to church on Easter Sunday?
Usually.
Do you know what the meaning of Easter is?
Yes.
Have you eaten a rotton egg?
No.
Do you miss being a kid?
Not really.
Age you realized the Easter Bunny wasn’t real?
I kinda always knew it.
Do you buy a special outfit for Easter?
No.
Is it ok for men to wear pink?
No, never.
When is the last time you:
Had an Easter basket?
Last year. I got perfume in it one year!
Went to church?
I can't remember.
Boiled an egg?
Last Easter.
Colored an egg?
Last Easter.
Ate chocolate?
A couple days ago.
Wore a dress?
Uhh... like in December.
Prayed?
Last night.

What day do you celebrate Saint Patty's Day on?
I suppose the 17th of March.
Do you wear green on this day?
Occasionally.
Do you have any socks with shamrocks on them?
No.
If you came across a Leprechaun, then what would you do?
Ask them where the rainbow gold really is.
How many petals does the "lucky" Shamrock have?
Isn't it four?
If you caught a Leprechaun, would you make him tell you all his secrets?
Yes.
Are you or someone you know Irish?
I'm not.
Possibly someone I know.
Do you celebrate this day?
Somewhat.
Have you ever drank green beer?
No.
Do you decorate for this occasion?
No.
Do you get Saint Patty's Day emblems drawn on your face?
No.
Do you like Saint Patty's Day?
It's okay.
Do you cross your fingers when you wish for things?
No.
Have you ever found a 4 leaf clover?
Yes.
And a five leaf.
Do you believe in luck?
No.
Are you superstitous?
No.
Do you pinch people if they don't wear green?
Oh, yeah.
If so, where do you pinch them?
Depends on who it is.
Name something by you that is green?
A highlighter.
Kiss me, I’m ....
Scandinavian.
What does “Shake your shillelagh” mean?
I have no idea.
Who was St. Patrick?
A saint, duh.
What gift do you get if you kiss the Blarney Stone?
Not sure.
How can one find a leprechaun?
Set up a bear trap by the rainbow.
Where in the US is a river colored green for each St. Patrick's Day?
There so is not!
What profession does the leprechaun supposedly practice?
Shoe making?
What does "Erin Go Braugh"mean?
I don't know.

1) What's the perfect gift for Valentine's Day?
Flowers.
I suppose.
2) What was your best Valentine's Day?
I don't have one.
3) What was your worst?
Every one of them.
4) Are you in a relationship right now?
Yes.
5) Choose just one word to describe your least favorite ex?
Annoying.
6) What's your favorite quality in a relationship partner?
Humor.
7) When you think about the future, is there someone there with you?
Yes.
8) Are you scared or worried about being alone?
No.
9) What do you want most in the future?
Success.

Artwork so far:

• Light Orange- 1
• Blue Violet- 1
• Process Red- 1
• Viridian Green- 1